Assault in a Can

Another doubles tourney fast approaches, with a curious and simple FoC idea with a bit of a complicated execution.  A picture being worth a thousand words:


The team shares a FoC, working similar to the allies system.  I will likely be playing along side Imperial Guard with the Tier 1 HS and FA slots already filled, thus I have to fill the Elite slot before I can even look at grabbing a HS myself.

I have wanted to run this list for a long time, and it seems that I will soon have a chance to do such.  750 points of Grey Knight silliness:

Coteaz. 100 pts
Warband: Death Cult Assassin x10 (Swords/Axes), Crusader x2. 180 pts
Warband: Warrior Acolyte with Boltguns x5, Razorback with TL Assault Cannon and Psybolt. 110 pts
Tech Marine (Power Axe)
Land Raider Crusader, Psybolt, Multi-Melta. 270 pts

Coteaz invites the first Warband and the Tech Marine over to the Land Raider for a rocking good time, so good that they have to get another squad in on it on turn 2.  Both Coteaz and the Tech Marine can pop Hammer Hand, buffing the Assassins up to Strength 6 with swords or 7 with axes.  Add in Prescience and the Assassin’s innate Init 6, you find yourself looking at 40 Str 6, AP 3, Init 6 attacks on the charge, destroying Khorne Berzerkers before they can even swing back, or weathering a few losses and obliterating things like the Swarmlord in a single round.

Having a Pass-Back roaming the board to drop payload on an objective ain’t half bad, either.

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

graphiteknight:

bogglehead:

towritecomicsonherarms:

taskmaster.. stahp!

Great comics by my friend, Matt.

Source the things if you can, guys :B

Thanks for the help. :) Also feels like these were forever ago…

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

Why did no one bother telling me that this thing existed?  The existence of this kit means that making my Kraken Heldrake is so vastly easier now than having to free sculpt a bunch of stuff.

etmoonshade:

KITTY

Select use of frame rate jumps can make anything look more impressive.

(Source: eduardolion)